Dear blog,

Shhhh don't let him hear you. Just be very quiet as I tap this entire message out in morse code on the inside of your thigh.  He musn't hear us.  What?  Well you should have warn undergarments today.  I shall tap on.

There are few things in life that one should truly fear.  Dying from drinking too much Yoohoo and encountering "Super Ted" ( Read more... )